A woman’s vital statistics –

Ninety three percent of what you say to me is a lie
Eighty one percent of our sex is duty
Seventy five percent of your sex is with her
Sixty two percent of our love is matted
Fifty nine percent of your laundry is on the floor
Forty four percent of the refrigerator carries beer
Thirty six percent of the garden has car parts debris
Twenty seven percent of my life involves your mother
Thirteen percent of your food contains tasteless poison
You’re one statistic I can live without

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One Response to A woman’s vital statistics –

  1. Barry Comer says:

    Damn right sir.

    Liked by 1 person

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